25 September 2008


If you've read my insane rants for any length of time, then I'm sure that you're familiar with my political persuasions. This was forwarded to me by a kindred soul. I'll let it speak for itself.


I'm voting Democrat because:
1) I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

2) freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

3) when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

4) I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5) I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

6) I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

7) I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

8) I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

9) I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

10) I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Now doesn't makes you wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican ?

And that's my opinion. What's yours?

I think that the credit for this piece goes to a gentleman named Jared Turner, but I'm not sure. If I'm mistaken, please let me know and I'll post a correction.